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verucawantsit wrote in desperatefans Jul 21, 2005 21:48

Hello! My name is Veruca Salt! I'm from the UK, and I'm loads richer than you, I'm sure. Daddy's really important, and he loves me and he'll get me anything I want. Ever. And he always will, because he's my daddy! I mean it, too! Anything! I heard about this place, and that there's magic, and kings, and all sorts of fun stuff, and I told ( Read more... )

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sane_bombardier wrote in desperatefans Jun 06, 2005 22:25

Bored (but alive!), in hospital. Doing one of these meme (?) things to pass the time. Possibly more suitable for my personal journal, but hey, you guys might want to give it a try too.

10 Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't Meme

1. Had someone try to poison me. Twice.
2. Lived in a tent with running water and heating. (God bless Orr)
3. ( Read more... )

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mathisnotacrime wrote in desperatefans Jun 01, 2005 11:31

I have been ushered here at the behest of one Dr. Watson. Presumably Mr. Sherlock Holmes is now under his care and he wishes to put these outlandish hallucinations to rest.

*bows* I am Professor John Moriarty, of Kings College. I find the beauty of mathematics to be unparalleled and hope present company might share my views. Undoubtedly Mr. ( Read more... )

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It's just a discussion.

young_thief wrote in desperatefans May 29, 2005 14:10

I was wondering, what do you find is most valuable in your life? And don't tell me your loved ones or other such nonesense. What is of the most value?

I'm just curious.

Honest, I am.

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Oh, dear.

dopumpkinsspoil wrote in desperatefans May 14, 2005 19:19

*looks as worried as he possibly can with his rather fixed smile*

Oh, dear. I'm not at all clever, and I'm afraid I don't know what to do. I don't know how to make humans work, especially since I'm made out of wood--are there any people-fixers in this place? How do you make them work again when they're broken?

Will someone please fix my nice girl

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Hello! Hello! And again, hello!

freyborg_fenix wrote in desperatefans May 13, 2005 00:00

Hello, hello, hello ( Read more... )

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smiles a very, very, very large wide smile

dopumpkinsspoil wrote in desperatefans May 09, 2005 23:53

Hello ( Read more... )

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retiredhorseman wrote in desperatefans May 04, 2005 15:01

Hello.

I have many names. You may know me most.. easily.. as Pestilence.

I was born at the evolution of the first bacterium.

I struck terror into the souls of many.

I retired in 1936. Penicillin is a bitch.

But I'm still around. (Especially in... less-developed countries.)

And I certainly still have fun.

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I'm not scowling, I always look like this.

turniphater wrote in desperatefans May 04, 2005 18:47

William Bush, Lieutenant. I serve in His Majesty's Navy and last I checked, we were at war with the French. I suppose that's not the case here.

*pause*

...Hello.

Typist: William Bush, Horatio Hornblower series. Paul McGann just too convenient :).

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Urgent Request

sweariwontdie wrote in desperatefans May 04, 2005 07:18

*writes from bed*

Yes, I'm resting again, at least for a few hours. I have an urgest request to make to the other members of this community. It's urgent to me, so don't laugh!

Does anyone have a map of the DF Mansion? I heard there is one. The typist looked for it this morning and couldn't find it. Help?!?

Please don't ask me why I want it.

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